1. Watch a sunset together.
2. Go to the Big Game.
3. Go to a wildly under-attended game.
4. Stick out your tongues at each other.
5. Smile while strangling one another.
Next to a castle.
6. Threaten to punch each other, and apologize.
7. Make your union as official as the rivalry.
You can even invite your friends, the Broncos and Jets fans.
9. Paint your house.
11. If you have children, force them to pick sides.
13. Less so if you only have one.
14. (It is never too early to do this.)
15. And will make for family fun for years to come.
16. Humiliate dad by setting a small Steelers fan on him.
17. Or gang up on mom.
Even the inflatable lawn ornament is on dad’s side.