1.
Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness /
Fresh goes better, Mentos…Fresh and full of life!
2.
Holy smokes it's Diet Coke!
Are you sure that isn't Coke?
Yes, I'm pretty sure…it's Diet Coke!
3.
Get a haircut, you ugly clod!
Then play Connect 4!
4.
There's a new candy in town that you just can't miss!/
And it's called a Hershey's Kiss!/
And when you're done eating candy and playing with your toys /
Get your tires changed at your local Pep Boys!
5.
Time for a change? /
Time for a change! /
Isn't it time you…voted for Dole!
6.
Bark bark bark bark bark /
Bark bark bark bark bark /
Levi's 501 Jeans...Now For Dogs
7.
Start your day with a hot cup of /
Miller Lite!
8.
Pears? PEARS??? (Brought To You By The National Banana Council)
9.
If you don't eat at McDonald's a lot /
There's a good chance your skin will fall off!
10.
Happiness is guaranteed to you /
If you buy Hootie & The Blowfish's Cracked Rear View!
11.
Everything in the world will be good /
With…Nissan!
