Celebrity·Posted on Apr 18, 2014Jerry Seinfeld's Inner Monologue Reviews His InstagramsWHY AM I YELLING?by Samir MezrahiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM GOING TO EAT THIS? View this photo on Instagram WHO DECIDED TO LIGHT ALL OF THESE CANDLES View this photo on Instagram DID IT FLASH? I DON'T THINK THE CAMERA FLASHED? View this photo on Instagram WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA AND WHY DID I AGREE TO BUY IT View this photo on Instagram (I HATE FESTIVUS) View this photo on Instagram THIS TREE CAME WITH THE HOUSE View this photo on Instagram I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT View this photo on Instagram THIS IS A BOOK View this photo on Instagram I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE View this photo on Instagram OK IT'S BACK I REMEMBER HOW TO SMILE AGAIN View this photo on Instagram OK NOW I AM LIKE AN A+ SMILER PLEASE DELETE THAT OTHER PHOTO View this photo on Instagram U DON'T WANT NONE OF DIS View this photo on Instagram YES I EAT OATMEAL MY DOCTOR SAYS IT IS GOOD FOR MY HEART View this photo on Instagram WHAT TIME IS IT? WHY AM I AWAKE? View this photo on Instagram THEY REPLACED SEINFELD RERUNS WITH THAT NERD SHOW? BOOOOOOOOOOO View this photo on Instagram TSUP?! View this photo on Instagram WE HAVE PERFECT TEETH View this photo on Instagram (THIS IS LIKE THAT EPISODE WHERE I DATE SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME?!) View this photo on Instagram YES THESE ARE MY FRIENDS View this photo on Instagram I HAVEN'T MADE MY OWN COFFEE IN 19 YEARS SOMEONE PLS HELP ME View this photo on Instagram I HAVEN'T CHEWED MY OWN FOOD IN 19 YEARS SOMEONE PLS HELP ME View this photo on Instagram IT IS VERY BRIGHT OUT HERE View this photo on Instagram IS HE GOING TO HIT ME? JUST GIVE ME A SIGN View this photo on Instagram I CAN'T HOLD THIS POSE MUCH LONGER PLEASE TAKE THE PHOTO View this photo on Instagram ACTUALLY WHO IS EVEN TAKING THESE PHOTOS?! WHO ARE YOU?! TELL ME YOUR NAME View this photo on Instagram THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM KARATE KID BEFORE DANIEL BREAKS THE GLASS EXCEPT I AM ABOUT TO EAT 6 PUFF PASTRIES INSTEAD OF BREAKING GLASS View this photo on Instagram WELCOME TO THE ILLUMINATI JIMMY. WHAT I AM DOING WITH MY HAND IS OUR OFFICIAL SIGN FOR HELLO. DON'T TELL ANYONE. View this photo on Instagram I THINK I FOUND THE CAMERAMAN? IS THAT YOU IN THE MIRROR? View this photo on Instagram WHERE ARE MY SUNGLASSES? View this photo on Instagram THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!! View this photo on Instagram