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Amazon has a list of products called “Movers and Shakers,” which is pretty much just fancy talk for things that are currently ~trending~.
This week, people's purchasing habits are showing that adults are also afraid of spiders, and being grown up is stupid. Light-up shoes, middle-finger umbrellas, unnecessary pool floats, indulgent foods...basically I feel validated now in knowing that no one else wants to grow up either.
1. This very creepy but very science-y Cup of Caterpillars that turn into butterflies ($16.49).
They come super teeny-tiny and then you feed them and they grow.
Most promising review: "Bought these for my kids for Easter. It was so much fun to watch the transformation! We received 5 caterpillars in each container and every one of them emerged as a butterfly! I'd recommend this to anyone, and we'll probably do it again next year. Easy to take care of, easy 'maintenance'. Just a little bit gross removing the chrysalis' from the container, as you have to peel away poop and silks." —Michelle Dombrowski
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2. This very cute coin bank with a meowing kitten inside who pulls your money down into the box ($12.98).
Most promising review: "Super cute! I have it on my desk at work. I tell my coworkers to 'feed' the kitty." —Leilani Sweet
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3. These light-up shoes that will make you feel like a fearless adult-child ($30.56 to $50).
4. This spider-catching stick thingy that allows you to grab the spidey without hurting it and safety throw it the fuck outside as fast as possible ($22.37).
5. This Lodge cast-iron skillet that will literally change your life and your food in the best way possible ($15.92).
6. This aerator that makes a perfect gift for literally any human who appreciates wine ($8.49).
7. This Alex and Ani Lotus Peace Petals bracelet that is perfect for stacking ($21).
8. This little knife disguised as a house key that is perfect for all those pesky little tasks like cutting strings and opening packages ($3.95).
9. This enormous swan pool float that is big enough to fit multiple grown-ass adults ($30.89).
10. This multipurpose pressure cooker/slow cooker/rice cooker that is pretty much everything you need as far as cooking vessels go ($87.52).
11. This set of four silicone mats that can be used as pot holders, jar openers, or trivets ($8.99).
12. This beard shampoo and conditioner that will leave you feeling moisturized and not smelling weird ($37).
13. The waterproof GoPro Session, which is the brand's simplest and easiest-to-use camera ($199.99).
Most promising review: "The Session is the coolest GoPro I've tested out. In testing it out, I was impressed that it is largely controlled via the big top button: click for on + record, then click it again to stop recording + turn off. I can't believe how small this little dude is. Note that the price has come DOWN A LOT. This camera originally sold for $400. That is a lot of cash." —Spencer in Seattle
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14. Chrissy Teigen's cookbook Cravings, which eschews the whole "healthy celebrity food" trend ($17.67).
15. This George Washington wig, which is probably indicative of school play season ($9.95).
16. This hemp wick that any true stoner will recognize ($6.99).
17. These reusable adhesive silicone nipple covers that are perfect for wearing under a backless dress ($25).
18. This super cute (and enormous) set of Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 camera and photo accessories ($33.99).
19. This cleansing oil by DHC that is basically a makeup remover, face wash, and moisturizer all in one ($23.39).
20. The gorgeous Lorac Pink Champagne Palette, which you can only get on Amazon ($19).
Most promising review: "Got this palette a day early! It's great and perfect for travel. You can use all the shades as eyeshadow and some of them as blush, contour, and highlighters for your face. Super pretty and easy colors to wear. For $19 it's a steal!" —Rikki Blake
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21. This backseat organizer that's intended for children but also works perfectly for keeping your backseat stocked with snacks, tools, tissues, dog treats, etc. ($7.23).
22. This umbrella with a not-so-subtle reminder that you have zero time for sidewalk bullshit ($12.99).
Some reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.