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Every Grindr Profile Ever, Basically

This parody Grindr profile pretty much sums every form of delusion you’re likely to encounter while trying to hook-up using the popular phone app.

Saeed Jones is the LGBT Editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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