Cold, elegant, and deadly. You’re a little sentimental, but you know when to put feelings aside and go in for the kill. God help anyone that gets between you and whatever you’re trying to do. On a lighter note, you’ve got impeccable style!
Look, it’s tough being the smartest guy in the room. You’ve got it all figured out except when it comes to making everyone believe that you’ve got it all figured out. Also, while I’ve got you here, you might want to reconsider who you’re dating.
All right, hear me out: Being Doug isn’t all bad! Doug’s analytical, ruthless, and surprisingly complicated. He’s not the nicest guy in the world, but he knows that loyalty and survival are the two most important things in life. Which is sort of noble, if you think about it.
Congratulations, you’re basically the coolest person in the room. But you might also be a sociopath, so watch out for that. You’re quick with a smile and quicker with a knife in someone’s back. But remember, don’t let that get to your head or everyone will realize how evil you truly are.
You’re plucky and dedicated. You’re just someone trying to figure out a good work/life balance. Also, you might be in over your head professionally; remember, slow and steady wins the race.
Damn, you’re one big badass. Don’t listen to everyone saying you need to play by the rules, you know how things are supposed to be done: Your way. Fight the good fight, Jackie!
You’re surrounded by total assholes. It’s got to be tiring being the nicest person in the room all the time. Remember, there’s nothing wrong with being decent and well-meaning. Just make sure no one’s taking advantage of you!
You’re smooth and you’re all about one thing, getting results and making money. You’re always working and that’s OK with you. I mean, what else would you be doing?
Ah jeez. Sorry, you got the President. Hey, at least you’re in charge right?