For both my wife and I it was Blur: Song 2. I got mine off a website that had .wavs you could right click and save. Pre Napster stuff.

Stacy's Mom. Yup.

The first thing I even pirated was a yacht off the coast of Maryland. I wore an eye patch and was a little drunk at the time. The people on the boat laughed at me, so I went home and slept on the couch. So yea, I'm not that good at pirating I guess.

I think it was Monsters Inc: Scare Island for the PS1. I had flu or something for about two weeks and I didn't have anything to do so my dad downloaded it for me. Parenting for the win.

I used to pirate RAC off of Napster when I was in my “rebel by being fake racist” phase as a teenager.

KazaA. I Do!! by Toya. Whatever; that song is still the shit. I remember because I had just bought that CD. For that song. I was understandably pissed when I got home and found I no longer had to engage in CD purchasing because my dad had KazaA. I WAS TOO LATE.
I also have an extensive history with LimeWire. Something about Morpheus as well.

I'll pirate till the day I die. Feds kiss my black ass.

It was on Limewire. *cringe* I actually downloaded several thousands of songs on Limewire and got caught… I was only 14 so the phone company/some lawyers had me sign a paper promising never to do it again. True story.

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“Brackish” by Kittie on Napster. It was on my Mom's desktop. We had dial up…I waited forever. I'll never forget. :P

I dunno. I downloaded a lot of great stuff from Napster when file sharing wasn't illegal.

I'm pretty sure it was porn. Yeah, I said it.

Another Pirate Ship. Bam

Don't remember what it was exactly other than a song, but I got it through newsgroups on my dial-up connection with windows 95

8-bit warez for the Atari computers back in teh 80s.

had about every commercial pc software in existence in mid 80s. Now, not so much since there's no electricity here.