There's a new parody account totally lampooning Kylo Ren, the newest dark and moody bad guy from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Emo Kylo Ren is a music snob.
you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
*force-slams his bedroom door*
He's got mommy issues.
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now also we are out of conditioner
*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker*
He likes Hot Topic.
@hottopic i will replace the display case i damaged with my lightsaber please allow me back in the store
*comes downstairs in pajamas* *clears throat* there's been an awakening are there pancakes?
He's got a diary.
dear diary I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band he said I should go solo I told him never to mention that name again
dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
He thinks Darth Vader is the coolest.
Darth Vader had no father I envy him
just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too" mom too for that matter
Loves wearing all black.
*applies black eyeliner* my parents don't understand me and i hate them *applies black helmet*
*sets Vader breathing as his text message tone*
And he's always hanging out with his only friend Hux.
dear diary hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor we both always wear black but today it means more
grandpa does my hair look okay
Kylo Ren wants you to know that being a Sith isn't a phase, OK?
i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano* *painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*
i get all my winter clothes at Hoth Topic