There Is A Petition To Make R Kelly’s "Ignition (Remix)" The National Anthem
Alright, people, let’s do this.
2. From the petition:
“We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and—perhaps most importantly—that ‘round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.”
4. The petition only needs 99,152 signatures to make it to its total.
(h/t Brian Seamen)
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thegameneedsme 2 months agoI don’t see why everyone’s SOOO against this idea. I mean who doesn’t LOVVVVE this song?
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Bicycle Bill 2 months agoIt is going to have to be one extremely cold day in hell before I would ever considering backing an air-headed proposal like this one. Whoever thought up this one is making blond girls look like Mensa candidates by comparison.
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Mephistolfleas 2 months agoI now have the song stuck in my head, and am slightly embarrassed by the fact that I still remember so many of the words. (Crystal poppin’ is the stretch Navigator/we got food everywhere/as if the party was catered) God help me.
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