27 Of The Most Mind-Bogglingly Stupid Song Lyrics Of All Time

Did you ever hear a lyric and be like, “Wait, what did they just say?” Shockingly, only about half of these are from Nicki Minaj.

27. Pitbull, “Give Me Everything”

ID: 1046780

“Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak.”

ID: 1046792

26. Black Eyed Peas, “I Gotta Feeling”

ID: 1043998

“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”

ID: 1044013

25. L.F.O., “Summer Girls”

ID: 1044061

“New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick.”

ID: 1044067

24. Taylor Swift, “Love Story”

ID: 1043945

“‘Cause you were Romeo / I was a scarlet letter / And my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”

ID: 1043961

23. Nicki Minaj, “Stupid Hoe”

ID: 1044079

“You a stupid hoe / You a / You a stupid hoe / (stupid, stupid).”

ID: 1044085

22. Van Halen, “Why Can’t This Be Love?”

ID: 1044100

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”

ID: 1044106

21. Black Eyed Peas, “My Humps”

ID: 1044943

“My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out).”

ID: 1044941

20. Lil B, “Wonton Soup”

ID: 1044950

“Bitches suck my dick because I look like J.K. Rowling.”

ID: 1044956

19. Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

ID: 1044922

“I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.”

ID: 1044921

18. Will Smith, “Getting Jiggy With It”

ID: 1044977

“You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.”

ID: 1044979

17. Live, “Lightning Crashes”

ID: 1045023

“Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.”

ID: 1045011

16. Ed Sheeran, “Wake Me Up”

ID: 1046506

“And I know you love Shrek / Because we’ve watched it 12 times.”

ID: 1046512

15. Train, “50 Ways To Say Goodbye”

ID: 1045186

“Someday I’ll find a love like yours / She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan / How could you leave on Yom Kippur?”

ID: 1045179

14. Rihanna, “What’s My Name?”

ID: 1045042

“The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.”

ID: 1045064

13. Dr. Dre, “Keep Their Headz Ringin”

ID: 1045114

“I kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.”

ID: 1045128

12. David Guetta featuring Akon, “Sexy Bitch”

ID: 1046529

“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl / Without being disrespectful / Damn you’se a sexy bitch.”

ID: 1046694

11. Eminem, “Love The Way You Lie”

ID: 1046837

“Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.”

ID: 1046840

10. 2 Chainz, “Birthday Song”

ID: 1044034

“She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty.”

ID: 1044038

9. Selena Gomez, “I Love You Like A Love Song”

ID: 1045102

“I love you like a love song baby.”

ID: 1045105

8. Jimmy Webb, “MacArthur Park”

ID: 1046754

“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it / Cause it took so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again.”

ID: 1046764

7. The Killers, “All These Things That I’ve Done”

ID: 1046716

“I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.”

ID: 1046723

6. Kings of Leon, “Sex on Fire”

ID: 1046846

“This sex is on fire.”

ID: 1046855

5. Hilary Duff, “So Yesterday”

ID: 1045151

“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”

ID: 1045153

4. Nickelback, “Photograph”

ID: 1046726

“Look at this photograph / Every time I do it makes me laugh.”

ID: 1046739

3. Big Sean featuring Nicki Minaj, “Dance Ass”

ID: 1045157

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Stop…”

ID: 1045158

2. Trey Songz, “LOL Smiley Face”

ID: 1045164

“Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me / LOL smiley face / LOL smiley face”

ID: 1045168

1. And the song with the worst lyrics of all time?

ID: 1046910

You already know what it is don’t you?

ID: 1046920

A song so bafflingly bad that it’s actually amazing?

ID: 1046942

The worst lyrics of all time: Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles”

ID: 1046960

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