“Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak.”
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”
“New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick.”
“‘Cause you were Romeo / I was a scarlet letter / And my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”
“You a stupid hoe / You a / You a stupid hoe / (stupid, stupid).”
“I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.”
“Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.”
“Someday I’ll find a love like yours / She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan / How could you leave on Yom Kippur?”
“The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.”
“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl / Without being disrespectful / Damn you’se a sexy bitch.”
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.”
“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it / Cause it took so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again.”
“Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Stop…”
“Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me / LOL smiley face / LOL smiley face”
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