27 Of The Most Mind-Bogglingly Stupid Song Lyrics Of All Time

Did you ever hear a lyric and be like, “Wait, what did they just say?” Shockingly, only about half of these are from Nicki Minaj.

27. Pitbull, “Give Me Everything”

“Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak.”

26. Black Eyed Peas, “I Gotta Feeling”

“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday.”

25. L.F.O., “Summer Girls”

“New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick.”

24. Taylor Swift, “Love Story”

“‘Cause you were Romeo / I was a scarlet letter / And my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”

23. Nicki Minaj, “Stupid Hoe”

“You a stupid hoe / You a / You a stupid hoe / (stupid, stupid).”

22. Van Halen, “Why Can’t This Be Love?”

“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.”

21. Black Eyed Peas, “My Humps”

“My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out).”

“Bitches suck my dick because I look like J.K. Rowling.”

19. Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

“I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.”

18. Will Smith, “Getting Jiggy With It”

“You gotta’ Prada bag with a lotta’ stuff in it.”

17. Live, “Lightning Crashes”

“Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor.”

16. Ed Sheeran, “Wake Me Up”

“And I know you love Shrek / Because we’ve watched it 12 times.”

15. Train, “50 Ways To Say Goodbye”

“Someday I’ll find a love like yours / She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan / How could you leave on Yom Kippur?”

14. Rihanna, “What’s My Name?”

“The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.”

13. Dr. Dre, “Keep Their Headz Ringin”

“I kick plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.”

12. David Guetta featuring Akon, “Sexy Bitch”

“I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl / Without being disrespectful / Damn you’se a sexy bitch.”

11. Eminem, “Love The Way You Lie”

“Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane.”

10. 2 Chainz, “Birthday Song”

“She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty.”

9. Selena Gomez, “I Love You Like A Love Song”

“I love you like a love song baby.”

8. Jimmy Webb, “MacArthur Park”

“Someone left the cake out in the rain / I don’t think that I can take it / Cause it took so long to bake it / And I’ll never have that recipe again.”

7. The Killers, “All These Things That I’ve Done”

“I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.”

6. Kings of Leon, “Sex on Fire”

“This sex is on fire.”

5. Hilary Duff, “So Yesterday”

“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”

4. Nickelback, “Photograph”

“Look at this photograph / Every time I do it makes me laugh.”

3. Big Sean featuring Nicki Minaj, “Dance Ass”

“Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass / Stop…”

2. Trey Songz, “LOL Smiley Face”

“Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me / LOL smiley face / LOL smiley face”

1. And the song with the worst lyrics of all time?

You already know what it is don’t you?

A song so bafflingly bad that it’s actually amazing?

The worst lyrics of all time: Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles”

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