1. This is Foo-Chan and he doesn’t want to be upset, but he can’t help it.
4. He can’t bear the thought of scratching the same post again.
6. Not to mention he’s still upset over how short the NSYNC VMAs reunion was.
7. Foo-Chan just wants to put on some Death Cab For Cutie and maybe read some David Foster Wallace.
8. “It’s just… am I chasing the mouse or is the mouse chasing me?”
11. He just thought things would turn out better than this.
In The News Today