8. You put them on a construction site and it’s like, yo, dog, what’s your deal?
16. And if you even think for a second they belong behind the controls of a plane…
18. OK, yeah, this should go without saying: Dogs do not belong in the military.
19. That dog can’t even tell that soldier what he’s looking at because dogs can’t speak English.
22. Dogs don’t appreciate good fiction OR nonfiction.
23. And if they win at video games it’s probably an accident.
28. How are you even sitting on that bike? You have a tail.
30. You don’t even need the wrapping paper; the present is a gift card and it’s in a bag, oh my God.
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