WARNING: Do not listen to this song. It is dangerous!
1.
As you can see, it's a level 9 earworm, it's an almost deadly level of earworm. We're talking "Livin' La Vida Loca" levels here.
4.
Try as you might, it's going to get stuck in your head.
7.
It might not be today, or tomorrow, but it'll find you.
10.
Maybe you'll be shopping at an American Eagle, or eating at a Chipotle.
13.
Somehow, someway, it'll find you.
16.
And then...
Well, by then it'll already be too late.