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20 Things Guys In Their 20s Need

Be a grown-azz man and get your act together. Maybe then you'll have the swagger of Ruff McThickridge.

1. A Real Bed

2. A Pick-Up Line That's Actually Funny

3. A Brass Knuckle Meat Pounder

4. Dental Floss

5. A Foolproof Way to Stop Your Roommates from Drinking Your Good Whiskey

6. Season Tickets

7. A Thing That Makes Stuffed Hamburgers

8. An Ill-Advised Tattoo

9. The Ability to Play Three Chords

10. A Not-Terrible Umbrella

11. A Passport with a Stamp

12. Decent Speakers

13. A Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

14. Stuff to Make Fancy Cocktails

15. Health Insurance

16. A Dog That Can Do Tricks

17. A Barber They Can Trust

18. A Restaurant Where They Can Order "The Usual"

19. Scars

20. A BROpener