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A Pick-Up Line That's Actually Funny
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A Brass Knuckle Meat Pounder
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A Foolproof Way to Stop Your Roommates from Drinking Your Good Whiskey
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A Thing That Makes Stuffed Hamburgers
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The Ability to Play Three Chords
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A Not-Terrible Umbrella
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A Passport with a Stamp
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A Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Stuff to Make Fancy Cocktails
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A Dog That Can Do Tricks
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A Barber They Can Trust
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A Restaurant Where They Can Order "The Usual"