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You know what it's like to be a celebrity one week...
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...and a joke the next.
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You enter meetings by busting through paper.
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Or tripping through smoke.
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Your fans tend to stick together.
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You'll do two-a-days 'til the day you die.
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You take your rec flag football league very seriously.
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And are a little too eager to tackle.
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You’re used to girls irrationally obsessing over you.
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You know what this is like:
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You make your cat do "high knees."
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You have nightmares about that one play when every guy fumbled.
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You know what it's like when the Gatorade jug was refilled:
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And when someone mentions "Friday night lights," you certainly don't think of the TV show.
You're also used to winning.
