10 Best Things Jean-Claude Van Damme Has Ever Said

Today is everyone’s favorite Belgian’s 52nd birthday. In honor of this momentous occasion, here are some pearls of wisdom from the Van Damme archives. posted on October 18, 2012 at 12:41pm EDT

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On his affair with Street Fighter costar Kylie Minogue during filming in 1994.

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andrea 7 months ago

Love the cookie line. & the splits.
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spinthestars 7 months ago

We all just need to see him dance.
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hgift 7 months ago

His priorities/fascinations appear to be:
1) Orgasms (sexual and other).
2) Oxygen and air.
3) Birds and eggs (and things containing eggs.) Karate chop!
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DJ13 7 months ago

“I showed her my Thailand”,classic!
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That gif!
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Cinnamon Broom 7 months ago

News flash: people *already* communicate with sound waves! Just like the whales and dolphins!
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Cinnamon Broom 7 months ago

So, your brain is beautiful, soft and … invisible?
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Ricky T 7 months ago

He’s a modern day Socrates…
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The gif is the best
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He can also count to potato. .
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Weirdo
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If only I could communicate with sound waves, I wouldn’t be this speechless. :-|
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