1. When Aunt Petunia unexpectedly got her period.
2. When it perfectly depicted how a pap smear feels.
3. When allowing males to navigate ended in disaster.
4. When mandrakes were basically the tampons of the wizarding world.
5. When Lockhart left his merkin in plain sight.
6. When Gryffindor's house ghost was just like your sex life: dead and nearly headless.
7. When Hermione explained how you choose your sexual partners.
8. When a little bit of blood caused a major over-reaction.
9. When the entrance to the chamber looked like a Slytherin's cervix.
10. When the chamber saw the D.
11. When Harry had to find his way around a dark, wet, and musky cavern.
12. When the basilisk slithered in all slippery-like.
13. When a "bird" put a "snake" in its place.
14. When Harry had to show Tom how to work it.
15. ...Before hitting the sweet-spot, just like so.
16. And when just being in its presence made grown men lose their minds.
