Paid PostPosted on Apr 25, 2014

The Official Evolution Of World Cup Hairstyles

Each era of World Cup greatness was accompanied by an equally impressive hairstyle, so let the hair puns begin! ROGAINE® Brand, official hair care sponsor of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, is bringing you all things soccer and World Cup related.

by ROGAINE® Brand

Brand Publisher

PROS: Very aerodynamic haircut. Somehow looks cooler the messier it gets.

CONS: The added weight from the gel would reduce speed on the pitch.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "Here's looking at you, kick."

PROS: Lightweight and elegant, this style could stun opponents on the field and seduce ladies off of it.

CONS: Having to carry a comb during the matches was both distracting and dangerous.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "After the game you could comb over for a few drinks."

PROS: Headers don't hurt nearly as much.

CONS: Get a job, you hippy.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "He took the ball fro me."

PROS: Makes you look like a stone-cold badass.

CONS: The inability to get the soup you had for lunch out of your mustache.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "I'm getting too old for this shin."

PROS: Ability to blind opponents with its natural beauty.

CONS: Can distract teammates as well.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "Hello. Is it cleats you're looking for?"

PROS: Absolutely majestic.

CONS: Actually... none. This is flawless.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "I just can't wait to free kick." ...like the song? From the movie? No? OK.

PROS: Is very technical and clean when in front of defenders.

CONS: Is messy and unorganized from behind them.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "That's a questionable call, ref! Why don't you take a minute to mullet over?"

PROS: Works with just about any length of hair.

CONS: Potential to be mistaken for a boy band.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "The ball went right into the bleach-ers."

PROS: Renders the player practically invisible from the front.

CONS: Renders girlfriends invisible too. Zing.

UNNECESSARY PUN: "Fauxhawk me."

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