R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)" is an inimitable cultural masterpiece. It is iconic, important, and a cornerstone of our times.
So much so that under ordinary circumstances, it would be blasphemous to alter it, or to attempt to improve it.
And yet, on his second episode of The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon undertook this very task.
And, as we all bore witness in awe, he aced it.
Congratulations. We all now live in a better world.