1. Last night on Conan, Aziz Ansari announced his new fashion line, “Aziz Ansari’s Saris,” saris with Aziz’s face on them.
2. Aziz is the best sari designer of all, because the word “sari” is LITERALLY IN HIS LAST NAME.
3. They’re perfect for the gym…
4. And for the club!
5. Watch the full Conan product launch here:
6. Even though this concept is 100% a joke, I would like to state, for the record, that if these saris really did exist, I would wear them everyday.
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