Definition: creative skill or ability
“Billy shore is talented at artery; give that boy a paintbrush and he’s a deadgum Mikey Langelo.”
Definition: to regain once’s balance after consuming a few too many cans of Busch.
“That dang ol’ Ronny was so drunk he fell down and almost couldn’t get backup again.”
Definition: to have taken and used something with the intention of returning it.
“Yup, Leeroy bard my car a few hours ago, but I’m not too sure what fer.”
Definition: a past-tense variation of “saw her.”
“Yer wife? I think I just cedar in the muddin’ pit.”
Definition: to move at high speed.
“If yew wanna win truck tug-o-war ya gotta drive fester‘n that, city slicker.”
Definition: having high rank or status.
“Yew see the size of the wheels on that boy’s car? He must be a real impotent character, I tell ya h’wat.”
Definition: in, or through, a glass pane traditionally reserved for viewing.
“Ol’ Hank tried to jump over that junker in the yard with his four-wheeler but got stuck innuendo.”
Definition: a high-quality automobile.
“That’s a really nascar yew got there, boy; she shore is a beaut.”
Definition: indicating duty or obligation.
“That boy otter know better than ta handle a gun like that.
Definition: to inquire about somebody’s status, often in a surprised manner.
“Yew ain’t heard the sweet sounds of hick-hop hero Krispy Kreme? Water ya, musically ignert?