1. Snoop Manatee
GENRE: Dubstep. Duh.
2. Snoop Swan
GENRE: The pop star.
3. Snoop Bear
GENRE: Indie Rock. Indie rock bands love to have a bear name, right?
4. Snoop Wood-Mouse
GENRE: Indie Pop/Twee/Shoegaze. Tiny animal, tiny self-conscious lyricism.
5. Snoop Goat
GENRE: Americana/Folk. The beard says it all.
6. Snoop St. Bernard
GENRE: Classical Music. Reverting back to ’90s dog form. THE 1890s!
7. Snoop Falcon
GENRE: 80s Hair Metal. Just say it out loud, you’ll understand.
8. Snoop Spider
GENRE: Alternative Jazz-Hop, with Snoop on the drums.
GENRE: Psychedelic rock. Like, totally.
10. Snoop Snail
GENRE: “Chopped and Screwed” 90s Grunge… reaaaaaaal slow, my mollusks.