1. You wear your sunglasses at night.
2. You're obsessive about your big hair.
3. You consider yourself a Cabbage Patch girl...
...or a Master of the Universe.
They are not laughing with you.
Hello? Anybody? This is 2014 calling. If RadioShack can say goodbye to the ‘80s, so can you. It’s time to let go of the past and join RadioShack in a future that you create together.
They are not laughing with you.
So you can check your email anywhere you go. You call it "mobile computing."
Wait for it...
There are no tangles in the cloud.
It's time to move on.
...and/or you have a kiss on your list. Or your kiss is on someone's list. Any kisses on any lists of any kind is a problem.
Sweet dreams are made of... seas? Maybe that's what she was talking about.
Also, you call exercise "getting physical."