How Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Blew $10 Million In Three Years

“We thought we were Jay Z and Beyoncé,” Pratt said.

1. Surprise! Heidi and Spencer, the reality-show villains from The Hills, are broke as a joke.

3. The couple lamented to In Touch that they “can now only afford to eat from food trucks or cook at-home meals.”

4. They also shared all of the goodies they bought over the past few years that cleared out their bank accounts.

5. They include…

6. $100,000 a month on Heidi’s hair and makeup.

7. $2.5 million on studio time, photo shoots, and producers for Heidi’s flopped record, Superficial.

Warner Music Group

According to the Daily Mail, Superficial sold just over 1,000 copies its first week and was only downloaded 6,000 times.

8. $10,000 a week on eating out…

9. …including $4,000 bottles of wine.

10. $200,000 on Heidi’s marathon 10 surgeries in one day.

The procedures included: “a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frownline area; a nose job; fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips; chin reduction; neck liposuction; had her ears pinned back; a breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs; and a buttock augmentation.”

11. $20,000 to $30,000 for each daily shopping trip.

 

12. $40,000 for Heidi to reduce her implants from an F to a C when she became “handicapped” by them.

13. Plus, we assume, thousands spent in therapy after not being invited to Lauren Conrad’s wedding.

14. Remember the good times, Speidi.

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