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    19 Completely Terrifying Vintage Sex Toys

    Good luck getting through this list without crossing your legs and clenching.

    1. Dr. Macaura's Pulsocon Blood Circulator (circa 1880–1920)

    2. The Detwiller Pneumatic Vibrator (1906)

    3. The Arnold Massage Vibrator (1909)

    4. The Infra-Red Heat Massager

    5. The Polar Club Electric Vibrator (1928)

    6. The Rolling Pin Heat Massager (1932)

    7. The Oster Stim-U-Lax for Barbers (1948)

    8. The Stim-U-Lax Junior

    9. The Vibrosage (1933)

    10. The Handy Hannah (1950)

    11. The Niagra Hand Unit (1965–1976)

    12. The Wahl Hand-E Vibrator (1957)

    13. The Spot Reducer (1950s)

    14. The Hollywood Vibra-Tone (1940s)

    15. The Chic Electric Vibrator (1910)

    16. The Vibra-King Activator (1922)

    17. The Prelude 3 (1976)

    18. The Massage Master VII (1928)

    19. The Eskimo 750 (1949)

    For more vibrators that will haunt your dreams, check out the Vintage Vibrator Museum and the Antique Vibrator Museum.