2. When he was like, “I’m sexy and I know it.”
4. When he wore a sweater that let his pecs peak through.
6. When he showed up to an awards show as a firefighter.
8. When he played football.
12. When he managed to even look hot with his hair in cornrows.
15. When he gave a lady a lap dance and you wished it was you.
16. When he only had eyes for you, even with half naked ladies around.
18. When he tried to look scary next to The Beast.
20. When he looked like a giant playing a Nintendo DS.
22. When he (maybe) hit a home run.
24. When he made LAX look like a runway show.
Go get some ice cream and cool down now.
- Dylann Roof pleaded not guilty to federal hate crime charges in the Charleston church massacre.