Dance Moms should not be lumped in with Toddlers and Tiaras. The scene of Dance Moms is so far the most inappropriate my a mile that the show ever went, and like a commenter said earlier, the costumes were so absolutely covered in rhinestones that they were more covered up than most of the other dancers in the competition. Toddlers and Tiaras is a freak show and a unsettling skeptical, not an interesting show about talented children and their eccentric coach going to competitions.

Number nine sounds awesome out of context.

No one else thinks this is a good idea? When I got my first period I was given a pad and told that I shouldn’t talk about it. Why are women and girls so offended by their own anatomy?

I would buy absolutely everything at IKEA if I could.

That mushroom will haunt my dreams.

It did seem that in that game he was the weakest chink.

War; what is it good for?

Zing!

Maybe the contest is to see how little the contestants can eat before dying while trapped in glass room in the center of a middle-America mall food court. Cupcakes and coffee at orientation.

Wat?