1. By never having to read anything about Snooki ever again
4. By inheriting this house (protected from zombies forever)
5. By spending the day with someone great
And, you know, knocking out a killer guitar solo, finding some mythological creatures, the usual.
6. By adopting this cat, and putting him in a teacup
8. By Justin Bieber never turning 18
9. By sharing a glass or two (or three) with Kathie Lee and Hoda on “Today”
10. By going on a date with these two
Or one. Or one of each. Who even cares, it’s Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone for God’s sake.