@”Tyler Durden” — Hey, Tyler, you’re a homoerotic fictional character written by a gay writer. Go fuck yourself.

Why did we need to go to Vulture to see an embedded YouTube video?

YES. This wipes away the bad taste of that last list. The sad thing about that other list is that far from being “old school,” it was basically chronicling exactly how Disney went from quality adventure animation to the live-action tween-celebutard fantasies of Hannah Montana and The Suite Life today.

I can’t see the rest of her body, but her face sure looks like an R. Crumb drawing.

$5 ticket price to see a new movie?! Outrageous.

Who cares. Piss off, Joaquin. You burned your fanbase’s goodwill through douchebaggery.

This made my day, week, and month. Even though a little part of me died when I heard him speak the other year and he was sort of a bitchy old man who claimed to have invented the shopping mall, I will worship him forever for my childhood. If anyone deserves to get fucked into the afterlife by the girl in this video, surely it is Mr. Ray Bradbury. He’d be down for some Munchin Chronicles.

Finally.

Elton John, you’re pathetic for this.