1. Three words: Pajamas. All. Day.
2. You can multitask in ways that would never be possible in a lecture hall.
3. You have other options besides gross dining hall food.
4. Oh no! You're late for class! Oh wait, no, that's literally impossible.
5. The price is right.
6. So many college classes from traditional universities are available online now anyway.
7. Dorms are the worst, and dorm roommates are also the worst.
8. Your workspace looks like this:
9. As opposed to this:
10. If you don't put your phone on silent, your professor won't put you on blast.
11. No need to feel embarrassed about asking questions! It all happens on the internet.
12. If your Wi-Fi breaks, it's essentially a snow day.
Here's to you, you magnificent Onliners.
