The only thing better than this is its theme song.
You don’t get rid of your Heathers VHS…unless you had a brain tumor for breakfast. (Please note: Weird Science in the back—YES!)
Even after the seventh sequel, we’ll still keep coming back to this.
It’s okay if this sits on your shelf and only gets admired. That’ll make it that much closer to being like one of the books.
Childhood dilemma: you want to put this movie in your time capsule because it is perfect, but then it will be buried underground where you can’t watch it.
Sure, it’s now in 3D and getting a fourth movie, but if you hold onto this long enough it will become an actual fossil.
There will never be a better movie about anthropomorphic appliances.
In the battle of Teen Witch vs. Teenage Witch, Louise always trumps Sabrina.
It’s perfectly acceptable for adults to still sing “Colors of the Wind” and dance around their apartment.
It’s fair to assume that all of these cassettes are cursed and throwing one out would anger it.
Long haired Val Kilmer looks hot, Warwick Davis is awesome, and the movie’s centered around magic. Nuff said.
This is undoubtedly one of Spielberg’s greatest cinematic achievements.
Party time! Excellent! (for ever and ever and ever)
We’ll never stop fighting over which ranger we called dibs on.
Kicking all of the asses since we were young enough to get in trouble for saying “ass.”
Their love could not be contained to just one cassette!!!
“See ya later, Navigator!” (is a thing we’d never say to this tape because we’re keeping it forever)
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