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We think we're "old" when we start working...
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...and then again when we stop.
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We call ourselves "old" when we graduate...
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...but we're not actually "old" until bars let us stick around after midnight.
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We're "old" when we live on our own...
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...when we start to get jazzed about mornings...
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...and super jazzed about budgeting correctly.
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We're "old" when we decide to cut the drama and plan our own birthday parties.
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And we're "old" when our birthday cakes require self-affirming descriptions...
...or when they start to look like they're on fire...
...or when it becomes easier to just spell them out.
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We're "old" when we start using the highest SPF.
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Also, when we start to value the incredible benefits of stretching.
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We're "old" when we become super serious about Errands Day...
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...and even "older" when we start to obsess over "superfoods."
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We're "old" when we start to compare this season to those of years past.
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But we're not seriously "old" until we start to live every day like it's the weekend.
