I. GET. IT. (Just kidding: Let's go see the tiny horses in June.)

So “trannie” = “not attractive”? Yes, transphobia sure is a hoot.

What about the VirtualBoy?

If you couldn't tell that the article was a joke, then you couldn't find your ass with both hands and a map of your ass, labeled “ass.”

“…The cat burglar has also come home with a range of old socks, nappy sacks, half-eaten beefburgers and chips - as well as the traditional dead mice and birds.” I suppose he can has cheeseburger.

I blame shoddy sex education, probably abstinence only. There, I said it.