Music·Posted on Oct 24, 201316 Signs You're Too Old For This BarWhat? I can't hear you. WHAT?by Matthew PerpetuaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You just want to have a nice conversation but every other word you say is "WHAT?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Everything you say has to be reduced to easily barked phrases – "HOW'S WORK?" "OK." "COOL!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You don't hear something right and pretend that you understand, but then get totally confused when that thing you didn't get comes up again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You try to flirt with someone but it all comes out wrong, or worse, it's all totally misunderstood. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You feel a deep, visceral horror the moment the volume of the music goes from totally reasonable to PUNISHINGLY LOUD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. People you don't want near you lean in way too close to hear what you're saying. 7. You feel pressured to dance even if you really, really don't want to be dancing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You can't understand why everyone else is having SO MUCH FUN when you can't even concentrate. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You start zoning out and paying attention to the music instead of the people you're supposed to be hanging out with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The bartender gives you the wrong drink because they couldn't hear your order. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You go hide in the bathroom in an attempt to get away from THE NOISE... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. ...but you are totally demoralized when it's SOMEHOW EVEN LOUDER IN THERE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You just start drinking more in the vain hope that it will make you feel less miserable. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Your ears start ringing the moment you leave the bar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You KNOW your voice is going to be totally hoarse the next day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You feel so, so old because you just want to go home where it's nice and quiet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF