1.
Katy Perry has a furry mascot called Kitty Purry.
2.
Kitty Purry is a regular part of Katy's live show.
3.
Sometimes Kitty Purry is kinda scary, and Katy just stares on like a deer in the headlights.
4.
Katy probably didn't intend for Kitty Purry to seem so menacing.
5.
Kitty Purry looks a bit like something from a cable-access kid's show, or a strange old amusement park.
6.
It is someone's job to be Kitty Purry.