WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? You’re fired. Please show yourself out.
Do you like the taste of sand and old people? Good for you. NO.
This is not a “healthier” option.
Two terrible flavors together do not cancel out the terribleness of each flavor individually. PASS.
25. SUNDRIED TOMATO
You just took something awful and touched a great thing with that awfulness. Nope.
Yellower. REAL innovative.
IT’S THE SAME THING AS ONION.
IT’S THE SAME THING AS GARLIC.
Get out of my life, get out of my teeth, get onto my drug test (JUST KIDDING).
19. BAGEL DOG
Just ambitious enough to beg for a try.
18. DOG BAGEL
Equal bagel opportunities for ALL creatures.
17. BAGEL CHIP
A taste and a crunch – we’ll take it.
16. CINNAMON RAISIN
Ahhhhh a first taste of sweet – you stay.
15. BAGEL SANDWICH
That’s… a lot of food. But perhaps the greatest gut-bomb imaginable.
You work better as a muffin, but you have delicious increased religiousness with savory toppings. Versatile.
An acceptable squish.
Just dressed up enough to be an alterative to the regular plain jane. Solid showing.
9. ASIAGO CHEESE
This bougie bagel topping is the best thing to happen within bakery walls in a long, long time.
7. FRENCH TOAST
Because you never see “crunchy sweet glaze” in bagel descriptions – EVER.
5. PIZZA BAGEL
You can have it ANYTIME!
3. CREAM CHEESE AND LOX
The classic way to honor this tradition. Mazel.
The simple savory sprinkle is a legitimate game-changer.
These toppings may not all work on their own, but together, they reign supreme. No question.