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30 Unbelievable Bagels: The Definitive Ranking

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And this versatile wheaty treat can sustain you all day long, with such an unbelievable variety from which to choose. If you're a bagel pro, you'll agree this list is the way to go. Inspired by Pepsi NEXT – drink it to believe it.

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30. SCOOPED

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WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? You're fired. Please show yourself out.

29. PLAIN

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Do you like the taste of sand and old people? Good for you. NO.

28. MULTIGRAIN

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This is not a "healthier" option.

27. PUMPERNICKEL

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Chewy and sour? JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

26. MARBLE

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Two terrible flavors together do not cancel out the terribleness of each flavor individually. PASS.

25. SUNDRIED TOMATO

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You just took something awful and touched a great thing with that awfulness. Nope.

24. EGG

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Yellower. REAL innovative.

23. GARLIC

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IT'S THE SAME THING AS ONION.

22. ONION

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IT'S THE SAME THING AS GARLIC.

21. POPPYSEED

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Get out of my life, get out of my teeth, get onto my drug test (JUST KIDDING).

20. ITALIAN

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Abbondanza!

19. BAGEL DOG

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Just ambitious enough to beg for a try.

18. DOG BAGEL

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Equal bagel opportunities for ALL creatures.

17. BAGEL CHIP

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A taste and a crunch – we'll take it.

16. CINNAMON RAISIN

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Ahhhhh a first taste of sweet – you stay.

15. BAGEL SANDWICH

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That's... a lot of food. But perhaps the greatest gut-bomb imaginable.

14. BIALY

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How old world of you! Good.

13. BLUEBERRY

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You work better as a muffin, but you have delicious increased religiousness with savory toppings. Versatile.

12. SQUAGEL

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Easier to hold, faster to the face.

11. FLAGEL

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An acceptable squish.

10. SESAME

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Just dressed up enough to be an alterative to the regular plain jane. Solid showing.

9. ASIAGO CHEESE

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This bougie bagel topping is the best thing to happen within bakery walls in a long, long time.

8. RAINBOW

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HOW'D THEY DO THAT?????

7. FRENCH TOAST

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Because you never see "crunchy sweet glaze" in bagel descriptions – EVER.

6. BACON EGG AND CHEESE

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BAKED IN?!?!? GIMME.

5. PIZZA BAGEL

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You can have it ANYTIME!

4. CHOCOLATE

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The most delicious dark horse of bageldom.

3. CREAM CHEESE AND LOX

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The classic way to honor this tradition. Mazel.

2. SALT

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The simple savory sprinkle is a legitimate game-changer.

1. EVERYTHING

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These toppings may not all work on their own, but together, they reign supreme. No question.