1. Pocket Whiteboard
For when you want to be a scientist but can’t be bothered to roll around your massive writing surface.
2. “Stop Talking” cards
Have these handy when someone is talking so much that you can’t verbally tell him/her to stop yammering.
It’s all fun and games and tastiness until someone cuts their face.
4. Campfire Cologne
It’s a box of maple sticks! Just light one on fire and let the smoke take you to a place of pure ruggedness.
This simple device lets you spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. Unfortunately, there’s no warning that you might just start spritzing anything and everything.
7. Volume Control Pacifier
If your child won’t stop crying, then maybe some clever graphic design will help.
Not to pick a fight with an inanimate object, but these “shoe umbrellas” looks more like raincoats.
9. Little Printer
The most adorable printer prints the most adorable things on the most adorable pieces of paper.
10. XL Wine Glasses
Because the only bad thing about wine was having to refill your glass.
While you can separate yolks with just a water bottle, it doesn’t look nearly as nifty.
For when your cell phone, your work cell phone, your computer, and your tablet are all broken, this mobile device is perfect for tweeting (and nothing else).
13. The Babykeeper
Now your baby can watch you pee from a distance.
15. Cap Zappa
Proof that even once we’re allowed to drink, we still will act like children.