We’re never driving without a Batman costume on ever again.
Is that an ice cream sandwich in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Life imitating art sometimes has bad consequences.
Gambling with the whole “till death do us part” bit right off the bat.
Another reminder to always remember to log out!
“Honey, we should’ve packed the GPS.”
The question here is: how did he hitch hike without thumbs?
We don’t know what’s more amazing - that he was arrested for it, or that someone used the word “rocking out” to describe someone listening to John Denver.
The old “Weekend at Bernie’s” trick - doesn’t work every time.