1. Propellor Guy from Titanic
In terms of jumping to one’s death, this is a four star performance.
2. Stephen Stucker as Johnny
If ever something goes wrong mid-flight, we can only hope that this actor from Airplane! is sassing around in the background.
3. David Reale as Glenn Coco
Though uncredited for his role Mean Girls, that didn’t stop him from going on to do very amazing things.
4. Winona Ryder as Beth Macintyre
Ryder plays the best kind of crazy in Black Swan.
5. Porkins from Star Wars
He couldn’t hold it :-(
6. Jane Lynch as Paula
Before we love/hated her on Glee, we just loved her in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
7. Bill Paxton as Hudson
Alien’s ultimate badass.
8. Judi Dench as Queen Elizabeth
She was on screen for about eight minutes in Shakespeare In Love. EIGHT. But apparently that’s all she needed to win an Oscar.
9. Queen Latifah as Mama
One of the many many many many reasons that Chicago did not suck.
10. Bill Murray as himself
Sure, it’s easy to play yourself, but this certainly made Zombieland that much better.
11. Steve Buscemi as Danny McGrath
Buscemi is amazing in any role, but this GIF from Billy Madison certainly makes the best GIF.
12. Hana Mae Lee as Lilly
We can thank Pitch Perfect for letting her give this mute/perfect performance.
13. Tom Cruise as Les Grossman
Amazing enough to potentially get his own Tropic Thunder sequel.
14. Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary
Official petition: to have her play all of the moms ever (because she was a joy in Easy A).
15. Kieran Culkin as Wallace Wells
In Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, he was perfectly deadpan (without sounding dead).
16. Ben Stein as the economics teacher
Reason #18,397 that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off has zero flaws.
17. Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie
He was equally good as “Harry Plopper.”