1. Cats have their own internet, and it's full of cute pictures of us that they make numerical lists of our faces with and share with their cat-friends.
2. Planet X (also called Nibiru) will collide with Earth at the end of the year and that will be the end of the world and scientists know but won't tell us.
3. Someone or something really is stealing half of all our socks in the world's largest laundry conspiracy.
4. Keanu Reeves is actually Paul Mounet, a French actor born in the 1800s and he is just masquerading as one of us.
The source of his immortality is unknown!