1.
No one. Can. Park. Next. To You.
2.
And suddenly you're more careful about parking straight.
3.
Every little errand seems pressing and worthwhile.
4.
You have a tendency to brag about your excellent new gas mileage.
5.
And the newer technology in the car feels crazy futuristic.
But it's not all sunshine and rainbows...
6.
Hail goes from being some random weather thing to your actual WORST NIGHTMARE.
7.
There's that wallet-check moment when you get your first insurance bill.
8.
Nothing is worse than watching someone put their dirty feet on your spotless mats.
9.
And you hope and pray that any major problems are going to happen during the factory warranty.
10.
But you do feel like you've just won a prize every time you get that free oil change at the dealership.
11.
And when somebody asks who's driving, you know your answer:
12.
Because no matter what, you own your ride and drive with pride.
