1. Look at this penguin. Would you mess with these eyebrows?
2. Those beaks mean BUSINESS.
3. They'll strike you where you're most vulnerable.
4. And they always land on their feet.
5. One of them was even knighted by the King of Norway!
6. They might not be able to fly, but they can LAUNCH themselves OUT OF THE WATER.
7. They make the ultimate bodyguards.
8. Look at that swagger. They know they're not allowed on that sidewalk AND THEY DON'T EVEN CARE!
9. They look danger in the eye and STEP ON IT.
10. And they got a posse.
11. And their backsides are dangerous too.
12. In fact, the only thing they seem to fear is their own poop.
13. Otherwise they're pretty much indestructible — even as babies.
14. If you even think of messing with a penguin, its death stare alone will change your mind.
It would be especially wise not to mess with the Penguins of Madagascar — now playing in theaters!
