1. Last night was great. You danced. You drank. You frolicked.
2. But it went downhill pretty quickly.
3. You vaguely remember flirting with the grace of a kidnap victim.
4. Clearly someone neuralyzed you because you don’t recall a thing past 9pm.
5. And now your mouth is the devil child of the Sahara and the barren planes of Mars.
6. Your head pretty much feels like this.
7. Sunlight is a horrible thing and could it please go away until at least next week.
*I’m sorry if this gif made you want to vomit.
8. There are some new and obscure entries in your contact list.
10. Getting to work is pretty much going to feel like this.
“Don’tvomitdon’tvomotdon’tvomit.” -J’s actual for real inner monologue.
12. Much like Agent K, this is how people are describing you today.
Agent K is, in fact, always hungover.
14. Coffee is your only friend.
15. Everything is hard.
Even blinking hurts.