Ichabod Crane Reacts To The Government Shutdown

Sleepy Hollow’s 18th century man did not fight in the Revolutionary War for this shit.

1. It’s all a little complicated, are you sure you want me to—

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4. Fine, if you say so. Let’s go.

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5. So first of all the government is currently shut down.

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6. In order to keep running every year, Congress has to pass a funding bill. Which they didn’t.

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7. Mostly because it included some healthcare stuff Democrats and Republicans can’t seem to agree on.

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8. I mean, that’s a little harsh. Although they DID put off debating it until literally the last minute…

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9. Pretty much. So now if you need a loan, a passport, or to visit a national park, tough shit.

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10. Also a bunch of people who work for the government have been put on furlough.

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11. Although the president’s still getting paid.

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12. And so’s Congress.

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13. Er, and we’re also about to max out 16 trillion dollars of debt.

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14. Mostly because it doesn’t affect our internet connection, to be honest.

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15. Now you’re just being rude.

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16. On the upside, there are no apocalyptic headless horsemen on the loose! Yet.

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17. And guess what!? Starbucks is still open!

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18. No, but, there aren’t exactly—oh, forget it.

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I tried.

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