1.
This hot mess with a nasal cavity that is TOO DAMN LONG. Who needs that much nose, huh? Cokeheads*, that's who.
2.
This confused little shithead who missed the memo that chickens* are not all that cool.
3.
This dickhead who is trying way too hard. Get a manicure, sheesh.*
4.
This overcompensating asshole.*
5.
This failure who gives raptors a bad name and obviously needs to rewatch Jurassic Park.
6.
This poor bastard who makes T-Rex look ripped*.
7.
...Who is at least marginally cooler than this jerk.*
8.
This prancy little fucker.*
9.
This bonehead who doesn't understand that bowl haircuts weren't even cool two million years ago.*
10.
This simpleton who has to worry about getting tangled in his own neck.
11.
This actual numbskull.*
12.
This... I don't even know what, but it needs to put down the acid tabs ASAP.
13.
This danger to our airspace.*
14.
This fool who was probably dropped on his head as a child.*
15.
And this winged wanna-be. Did nobody tell you parachute pants were only cool in the 80s!?*