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Patrick Duggan 
Cambridge, MA / Male
Patrick has read all seven volumes of Marcel Proust’s “In Search Of Lost Time” and has chosen to use it for good, instead of evil.
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Response to A to Z of Awesomeness:
- Patrick A to Z of Awesomeness
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Response to The 11 Coolest Flags Ever:
The flag of the Benin Empire reminds me of a Geoff McFetridge print. Awesome.
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- Hannity Offers To Be Waterboarded For... was featured on the homepage
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- Man Dies After Winning All-You-Can-Ea... was featured on the homepage
- Patrick Guy With Sword Interrupts Neighbor... and thinks it’s LOL
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- Patrick thinks Roast Baby is LOL
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Response to Barfing Rainbows:
That's what you get for eating unicorns. Delicious, delicious unicorns.
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Response to Collection of Fads You Took Part In:
Hyper Colors t-shirts: the highlight of fifth grade. Right after my mesh arena-rock tank tops, and just before I started tying flannels around my waist.
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Response to Collection of Fads You Took Part In:
I was all about “MOC” nine years ago…and…holy shit - it still exists! I just found it when I was searching for an image. Really? Why does it still exist?
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Response to What Font Are You?:
Helvetica …..
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Response to Gmail Introduces “Undo Send”:
Finally! Also, in my imagination GMail Labs is not dissimilar from Muppet Labs.
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“Competition” - a misspelling in my own title, and so soon after National Grammar Day!
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“Slackware developer Patrick needs your help acquiring penicillin…”
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Response to Happy Clouds:
This was the first thing to came into my mind when I saw this … and it made me even happier :)
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Response to Wikipedia Names Your Band:
I think I may be an indie-folk band from the Netherlands.
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Response to Spaceship Size Comparison Chart:
There seems to be a glaring omission of Stargate vessels.
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Response to Hot Topic Stealing Designs?:
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Response to Face of Jesus On Piece of Pita Bread!:
Looks more like John The Baptist to me, but what do I know.
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How The Internet Sees You
“Personas is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on…
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Five-Star Amazon Review
I've never read “The Secret,” but now I fully intend to. Neck stabbings and…
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Pirates V. Dolphins!
Thousands of dolphins appeared and blocked Somali pirate ships as they…
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Man Dies After Winning All-You-Can-Eat Pancake Competition
Shades of Red Barclay , a man died after winning a pancake-eating contest in…
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PETA Wants To Re-Name Fish “Sea Kittens”
PETA has launched a campaign to re-brand fish as “sea kittens” to raise…
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Hannity Offers To Be Waterboarded For Charity
In a sparring match with Charles Grodin last night, Sean Hannity (jokingly?)…
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The Most Distant Object In The Known Universe
Astronomers have identified a new record holder for most distant object in the…
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The Evil Twin Defense
A pair of identical twins escaped the death penalty because prosecutors…
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Printing Currency
Local communities , borrowing from a Depression-era idea, have begun printing…
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Lipodiesel
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