Here's A Presidential Sticker Book Just For Grown Ups

Want to learn about the history of the executive branch while making penis jokes? Have we got a book for you!

Remember those presidential sticker books that were around when you were a kid?

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Well, now there's one strictly for adults: The Presidential Dickerbook.

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The book catalogs the actions of each president, and then allows you to commemorate their achievements by slapping big ol' dong stickers over their presidential portraits. It's like A People's History of the United States for immature mature readers.

WARNING: If you're not down to see NSFW images of phallic stickers over former leaders of the free world, stop reading.

Oh look! It's the father of our country, George Washington!

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And here's his commander in chief:

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Looks like more than the dude's teeth were wooden.

Here's James K. Polk, President during the Mexican-American war:

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And here he is celebrating his own private Cinco de Mayo:

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Oh hey, Teddy Roosevelt, nice to see you!

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Oh, and you're, um, teddy bear is here too. Great.

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John Singer Sargent | Devastator Press

He looks just like his old man, doesn't he?

Here's Slick Willie himself:

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And here's his slick willie:

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Simmie Knox | Devastator Press

Time to take in the smooth sounds of Slick Willie playing that sweet sax.

All the presidents' little men are on display in The Presidential Dickerbook, now available from Devastator Press.