9 Of The Best Ways To Get Revenge

Don't get mad, get even. Let Jason Statham teach you a thing or two about getting revenge in Parker coming to theaters on January 25th.

1. Get in the holiday spirit

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At least they get tons of presents?

2. Rubber band their phone

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3. Cover everything in newspaper

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At least they'll always have something to read.

4. Cover the floor with cups of water.

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5. Fill cubicle with balloons

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Instant party.

6. Cover desk with aluminum foil

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So shiny.

7. Cover car with snow, make awesome snow sculpture.

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8. Grow plants out of their keyboard:

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Going green and getting revenge, killing two birds with one stone is the way Parker would do it.

9. Seran wrap car

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See how the pros get revenge. Join Jason Statham on his quest for revenge in Parker coming to theaters on January 25th.