1. Are my toes actually made of little piggies? Should I not walk on them?
2. My uncle took my nose!! Where is my nose!!!
3. Is my mouth an airport? All the spoons in this house are airplanes, so I feel like my mouth must be an airport.
4. I love the haircut my dad gave me. I love my dad’s comfy shirt. I love my dad.
5. I love when mom sings to me. But man, it makes me sleepy.
7. If I get a turtle, I’m gonna name it Ellemenohpee. That’s my favorite letter of the alphabet.
8. I feel like the circle block should fit into the square hole. It just should.
10. Life is pretty cool so far. All I really do is love, sleep, and play.
11. Every time I laugh, everyone else laughs! Am I a wizard?
12. Since mom is always giving me baby carrots at snack time, does that mean that she eats grown up carrots?
13. What’s the deal with Peekaboo, anyway? Where do they go?
14. Where are my Legos?! My people need me!
15. Santa only comes if I throw spaghetti at the wall. Santa only comes if I throw spaghetti at the wall. Santa only comes if I throw spaghetti at the wall.
Wait, nevermind. This T-shirt is awesome.